the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrongI mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.
the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong
Girls bleed for one week a month. There are twelve months in a year. That’s twelve weeks. That’s about four months. When you bleed for four months then you can complain.
please have these very similar but slightly different buncha pictures of me at the beach being a babe in this oversized asoscurve white tee that i wear as a dress. :)
YOU ARE LITERALLY THE MOST PERFECT HUMAN BEING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD
I read so much gay fanfiction that when I go to pick up an actual book I am shocked and appalled by all of the heterosexuality
i am just a tiny bun dont b mean 2 me pls
there are some people who have only reblogged the top gif and have no idea about the bottom gif and i feel like that sums up my relationships with a lot of people
phasers’ slightly-used tablet giveaway
- Wacom Bamboo with original components & some original packaging
used a handful of times but I’d rather it go to someone who can spend more time with it!
- you don’t have to follow me but it’d be cool if you did
- like & reblog as many times as you wish
- no giveaway blogs please!
- I will ship within Canada and the continental United States
- your inbox must be open & I will need a non-P.O. Box address!
- winner has 48 hours to respond
giveaway ends July 23rd
i….scared for life
oh my god.. what th-
Can we get the SPN fandom on this one?
…I think Lisa needs a medal for protecting that little girl.
“Good evening, we’re from the FBI. We’d just like to ask you a few routine questions about your husbands disappearance… Is your daughter home?”
Can we just laugh because someone ASKED us to come and take over this post? :D
“Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher. The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father. Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”
This is what i spent a whole class doing
IVE ALREADY DONE THIS BUT
10 FACTS ABOUT ROOM
1. ITS PURPLE
2. I MOVED INTO HOUSE WHEN I WAS 3 SO MY ROOM HAS BUTTERFLIES AND HEARTS ON WALLS
4. I HAVE POSTERS
5.I HAVE RAVENCLAW FLAG
6. I HAVE WALL FULL OF NICE MESSAGES YOU LOVELY PEOPLE SEND ME ( YES ALL OF THEM)
7. SMAUG THE DRAGON WATCHES ME SLEEP
8. SO DOES JUDGMENTAL DEADPOOL POSTER
9. I NEED BIGGER BOOKCASE
10. I CURRENTLY HAVE A BIG TRUNK IN MY ROOM AND I AM THROWING THINGS FOR CAMP IN THERE EVERY NOW AND THEN
yellow - 7 facts about childhood
1. I barely remember any of it
2. I spent it on webkins and poptropica
3. I loved the junie b jones books
4. and nancy drew
5. I wanted to be a vet until I found out you had to put them down
6. I was adorable
7. I had short short hair for the longest time
hug, high-five, kiss, kick, handshake