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acceptscreditsanddick:

stoner-in-disguise:

strides-to-sick-fires:

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

you people suck.

I stopped and waited at the first one like a fool. 

It’s really sad these are the only thing loading on Mobil

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tentativesunriseonthehorizon:

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

This woman is a treasure. 

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vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

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primacdonaldsgirl:

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

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sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

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samebitch:

teapayne:

The sexual tension between Ted and Archie at the nintendogs competitions

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EGG! YOU'RE AN EGG BENDER! THE EGGATAR MASTER OF THE 4 EGGEMENTS

likesdinos answered:

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Scrambled.

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Poached.

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Omelette.

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Harboiled.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Omelettes attacked. Only the Eggatar, master of all four Eggements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Eggatar, an Hardboiled named Egg. And although his hardboiled skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.

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But I believe Egg can save the kitchen.

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sheislikerocknroll:

The fear of death always reveals hidden truth during life.

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dogthing2:

duskbird:

it’s scary how many people think they want to die when really they want to start living 

this is literally probably one of my favorite things anybody has ever said

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westeros-to-middle-earth:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

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Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill
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yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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♦FF