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therebelwithoutavoice:

konnono:

toshio-the-starman:

sadmoviequotes:

“When men cook food, it’s art… but when women cook, it’s their duty.”

- Sridevi as Shashi Godbole in English Vinglish (2012)

oh snap

I saw this movie in English class and it was absolutely BRILLIANT. 10/10 would recommend.

so true

whenever a guy cooks well, everyone says he could be a chef at a five star hotel

when a girl cooks well, everyone comments on how she is a wifey material smh

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magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

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eggsus:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan
  • taylor swift

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

notice how the first list is all women leading the industry. notice how the second list is two teenage boys who think they run shit but they’re hurting people.

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the-black-cloud:

ass-ume:

princessstupidmf:

Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing

please listen to this post

Please realise this okay?

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peixesprincesses:

leans in close

looks intently at you

holds your face

couple cosplay with me

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oh my god team America: world police is on
this movie is so terrible it’s hilarious CX

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kick-ass Abaddon cosplay: orcacas/@casiscas
dean cosplay: meganthebadwolf (me)

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casiscas:

"I can’t wait to tear out those pretty green eyes of yours…"
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Abaddon: orcacas
Dean: meganthebadwolf

you look badass like ” shut up dean I’m about to kill you”
and I’m like ” hehe listen red. this is kinky but it’s not my kink. “

at that moment
we were abaddon and dean

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moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

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Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
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me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
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aiulbones:

Season 3 didn’t go so well, Sam.  Just saying.

The past month has been bleh, but hopefully I’ll be drawing more quality comics like this one in the near future.

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if you were a scent what scent would you be?

nononono890:

The Smell of Stale Nacho Cheese.

that sounds like the title to a FOB song

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if you were a scent what scent would you be?

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happyjacq:

I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do. I’ll make you a little deal: ‘Loser’ jumps into the lake after the game.

90’s teenage incarnation of Rachel Duncan and Sarah Manning don’t even fight me on this. 

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