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sebastianstanbear:

make me choose

roosterstiel asked: Chris Pine or Sebastian Stan.
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My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

clovette:

peetatoast:

shakeyourbuddah:

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

is your dentist also your therapist?

Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher

my dentist just tells me i need to floss more

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twelfth-fallen-angel:

the-year-of-deanmon:

fartinbumberbatch:

the-amazing-bambi-man:

mymagical-childhood:

directionerfromdistrict12:

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best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.

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#this got better

no supernatural gif yet

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thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

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sebadasstian-stan:

A+ parenting by deadpool 

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marvelobsessions:

Steve desperately trying to high five Bucky in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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nononono890:

nononono890:

Who’s the most listened to band on November 1st?

Smashing Pumpkins

I was going to say the tears of 6 year olds that don’t want to take their costume off.
but yeah, that works too

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

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thranduilized:

collapsiblbunny:

I laugh out loud like a child every single time I see this.

you lil shit, freeman

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vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

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so I woke up with a hickey on my wrist??????

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october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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causeallidoisdance:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y

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♦FF