roosterstiel asked: Chris Pine or Sebastian Stan.
is your dentist also your therapist?
Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher
my dentist just tells me i need to floss more
best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.
no supernatural gif yet
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliffe shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet
A+ parenting by deadpool
Steve desperately trying to high five Bucky in Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Who’s the most listened to band on November 1st?
I was going to say the tears of 6 year olds that don’t want to take their costume off.
but yeah, that works too
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Dude it’s from spongebob
current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable
I laugh out loud like a child every single time I see this.
you lil shit, freeman
Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
so I woke up with a hickey on my wrist??????
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y